Sardar Ji With All Due Respect

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

Submitted by: Guru
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.

Submitted by: Dilshan
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he
finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

Submitted by: Aadhar
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Submitted by: Aryan
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Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha
to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar
dictation le rahi hai.
Usne biwi ka hath pakda
aur bola - chal Banto.
Aisi jagah kam nahi karna
jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho

Submitted by: Farhan Memon
Hello: 03212045044
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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Submitted by: Naresh Setho
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Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!
Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!

Submitted by: Aftab
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Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
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Aplication by santa:

Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.

Thank you.
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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