Lessons of life

I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself. I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try. I feared success Until I realized That I had to try In order to be happy With myself. I feared people's opinions Until I learned that People would have opinions About me anyway. I feared rejection Until I learned to Have faith in myself. I feared pain Until I learned that it's necessary For growth. I feared the truth Until I saw the Ugliness in lies. I feared life Until I experienced Its beauty . I feared death Until I realized that it's Not an end, but a beginning. I feared my destiny, Until I realized that I had the power to change My life. I feared hate Until I saw that it Was nothing more than Ignorance. I feared love Until it touched my heart, Making the darkness fade Into endless sunny days. I feared ridicule Until I learned how To laugh at myself. I feared growing old Until I realized that I gained wisdom every day. I feared the future Until I realized that Life just kept getting Better. I feared the past Until I realized that It could no longer hurt me. I feared the dark Until I saw the beauty Of the starlight. I feared the light Until I learned that the Truth would give me Strength. I feared change , Until I saw that Even the most beautiful butterfly Had to undergo a metamorphosis Before it could fly. ________________ Lessons of Life...

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English SMS Jokes

True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW


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Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)


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A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)

Take Care alot


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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty


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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects


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Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.


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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever


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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.


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GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind


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I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!


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Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!


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To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u


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Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!


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Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...


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Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.


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Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,!,.
( o)(o)
( ,)


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Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.


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Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)


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2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting


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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs


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it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)


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I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!


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Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.


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Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...


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Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you


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Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?


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3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey


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I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL


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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.


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Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.


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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?


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Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!


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Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!


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This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!


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Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...


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I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.


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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....


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A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.


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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*


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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!


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WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever


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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.


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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.


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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........


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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain


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A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.


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Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!


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Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open


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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together


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Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards


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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction


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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy


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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.


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All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.


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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.


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Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?


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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing


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I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.


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My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!


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I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again


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True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.


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A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.


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Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.


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Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.


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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested


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I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.


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Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.


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Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.


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If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


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It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


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If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?


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Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering


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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.


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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women


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What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant


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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message


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Frnds shud b like zeroes.
Wen u add dey r d same.
Wen u subtract dey r again d same
bt wen u try 2 divide,
dey become INFINITY

An Interesting line written on the back of a biker's Jacket - "If you can read this, please inform me dat my girl-friend has fallen off." ;)

Sms karnge hum 1 duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari. SmS milte he 1 sms bhej dena, kyonki hume bilkul pasand nahi udhari.

The worst thing in life is ATTACHMENT ,

it hurts when you lose it.

The best thing in life is LONELINESS

as it teaches you everything and when you lose it,

you get Everything.

Yu pani me patthar na maro

Koi aur ise pita hoga.

Zindagi jina to haas ke jiyo

Kyu ki tumhe dekh kar koi aur jita hoga.

The breeze has awakened the earth,

and sun has Colored our world.

The birds have added melody to the morning &

I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning.

I tried 2 luv u the way u asked,I tried 2 understand ur feelings from my heart,I tried 2 make u smile by caring u,I tried 2 heal ur pain by hiding mine,I tried 2 forget u as u want,Though I failed 2 give u all,But I'm happy, U got it all,Be happy coz ur happines belongs 2 me

Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.
Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota
mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
sab kuch ho jata hai,
magar Zindagi me dobara
kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Wo mera nhi ye batana ajib lagta hai,
Ab us se ankhe milana ajib lagta hai.
Chahte the jiska hath thamna,
Ab unko humse hath milana bhi ajib lgta hai.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji
kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi
us time ke salman khan the!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Chain tumse hai,
karaar tumse hai,
jindgi ki har Bahaar tumse hai.
Milte hai yu to laakho haseen,
kya kare dil ka khumaar tumse hai.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Aap se khafa hokar hum jayenge kahan,
Aap sa sathi hum payenge kahan.
Dil ko to kaise bhi samjha lenge hum,
Lekin ANKHON KE AANSU chupayege kahan.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Being ur frend is my basic necessity.
Missin U is my habit.
Fightin wit U is my timepass.
Bt Forgettin U is like
Taking My Life Out Of Me.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~
Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.

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naye saal ke aane ki khushi hai sabse alag,
eski mazaa mannaneki sab ko hai talab,
intezaar karte hai kab bajje raat ke barah,
jaam utheyye aur loggo ko galle laga kar kahe,
“Naya Saal Mubarak”


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Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho……

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Pyaar me maut se darta kaun hai,
pyaar ho jaata hai Karta kaun hai.
Aap jaise yar par dunya qurban,
Aur Aap puchte ho ki hum par marta kaun hai.

Pyaar ka to Dushman Zamana hai,
Har Aashiq ke Pyaar ka apna hi fasana hai.
Sab ko pata hai Ansu hi milte hai Pyaar me,
Phir bhi kyun har koi Pyaar mein Deewana hai.

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Koi atka hua pal shayad
Waqt mein par gaya hai bal shayad
Aa rahi hai jo chaap qadmon ki
Khil rahe hain kahin kanwal shayad
Dil agar hai tu dard bhi ho ga
Is ka koi nahi hai hal shayad
Raakh ko bhi kuraid ker dekho
Ab bhi jalta ho koi pal shayad

bhaiya hum cloromint kyu khate hai?
Qki.
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
or
Munch
50 paise me nahi ate hai
dubaramat puchhna

What is difference between-
1)boyfriend
2)Lover
3)husband
4 )EX boyfriend.
simple...
1)prepaid
2)postpai d
3)Lifetime
4)Coin box..!

Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.
Your work can make luck
but luck can't make ur work.
"So always trust URSELF"

Zindgi ka har khwab hakikat ban jaye,
Khushiyon ke chirago se zindgi roshan ho jaye,
Mahek jaye yu duniya apki,
Ki khushbu bhi apke samne feeK pad jaye.
by Rashi

I AM THE BEST.

I Can Prove It.

I Can see da Tea In Tea Cup,

Can u C da Wrld In Wrld Cup?

I Can Send My Addres 2 ur Mobile,

Can u Send ur Mob. 2 my Address .

SMS SLAM BOOK:
Name:
Hobby :
D/O/B :
U cant live widout :
Ur strength :
Best frnd :
Weakness :
Crazy abt :
Love is :
Words abt me :
PLZ FILL n reply.

Ye chand b ajab sitam dhata hai,

Gor farmaieye

Ye chand b ajab sitam dhata hai,

BACHPAN me mama,

JAWANI me sanam nazar aata hai

5star message
4 a dairy milk person
from a bar1 person
4 a melody reason
at a kit Kat time
on a munch day
in a perk mood to say,
gooday