Talk conversation between NRI husband and his wife.

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
XYZ


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses .


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart
ABC

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR.
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Zindgi ki rahon me bahot se log milenge.
Hum kya humse bhi acche hazar milenge.
Woh aachon ki bheed me hame naa bhula dena.
Hum kaha aapko bar bar milenge.....
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Phul bankar muskurana zindagi he
Muskura k gum bhulana zindagi he
Mil k log khush hote he to kya hua
Bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi he
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DREAMS visit us when we are asleep,
But GOD is truly wise,
he wakes us up each day and
gives us every chance to make our dreams come true

An Interesting line written on the back of a biker's Jacket - "If you can read this, please inform me dat my girl-friend has fallen off." ;)

Sms karnge hum 1 duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari. SmS milte he 1 sms bhej dena, kyonki hume bilkul pasand nahi udhari.

The worst thing in life is ATTACHMENT ,

it hurts when you lose it.

The best thing in life is LONELINESS

as it teaches you everything and when you lose it,

you get Everything.

Yu pani me patthar na maro

Koi aur ise pita hoga.

Zindagi jina to haas ke jiyo

Kyu ki tumhe dekh kar koi aur jita hoga.

The breeze has awakened the earth,

and sun has Colored our world.

The birds have added melody to the morning &

I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning.

I tried 2 luv u the way u asked,I tried 2 understand ur feelings from my heart,I tried 2 make u smile by caring u,I tried 2 heal ur pain by hiding mine,I tried 2 forget u as u want,Though I failed 2 give u all,But I'm happy, U got it all,Be happy coz ur happines belongs 2 me

Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.
Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.
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Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.
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Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota
mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
sab kuch ho jata hai,
magar Zindagi me dobara
kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota.
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Wo mera nhi ye batana ajib lagta hai,
Ab us se ankhe milana ajib lagta hai.
Chahte the jiska hath thamna,
Ab unko humse hath milana bhi ajib lgta hai.
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MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji
kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi
us time ke salman khan the!!
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Chain tumse hai,
karaar tumse hai,
jindgi ki har Bahaar tumse hai.
Milte hai yu to laakho haseen,
kya kare dil ka khumaar tumse hai.
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Aap se khafa hokar hum jayenge kahan,
Aap sa sathi hum payenge kahan.
Dil ko to kaise bhi samjha lenge hum,
Lekin ANKHON KE AANSU chupayege kahan.
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Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
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Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
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Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.
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Being ur frend is my basic necessity.
Missin U is my habit.
Fightin wit U is my timepass.
Bt Forgettin U is like
Taking My Life Out Of Me.
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Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.

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naye saal ke aane ki khushi hai sabse alag,
eski mazaa mannaneki sab ko hai talab,
intezaar karte hai kab bajje raat ke barah,
jaam utheyye aur loggo ko galle laga kar kahe,
“Naya Saal Mubarak”


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Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho……

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Pyaar me maut se darta kaun hai,
pyaar ho jaata hai Karta kaun hai.
Aap jaise yar par dunya qurban,
Aur Aap puchte ho ki hum par marta kaun hai.

Pyaar ka to Dushman Zamana hai,
Har Aashiq ke Pyaar ka apna hi fasana hai.
Sab ko pata hai Ansu hi milte hai Pyaar me,
Phir bhi kyun har koi Pyaar mein Deewana hai.

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Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday...
so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Ek aada aapki
Dil churane ki
Ek adaa aapki
Dil mein bas jaane ki
Ek chehra aapka Chand sa
Ek zid hamari Chand paane ki