ABSURD-SMS

Linux is like a wigwam,

no windows,

no gates and

an apache inside …

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NOKIA VIRUS

 

 Enter PIN code:

Enter PIN code: F

Enter PIN code: FU

Enter PIN code: FUC

Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU !

YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME

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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,

I don't worry I don't cry,

I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying.

If u were a bird I'd ride u flying.

And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.

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DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY

This is:

-Virus-

Phone Locked

Phone Locked

Phone Locked

Phone Locked

Phone Locked

Hehe! NERVOUS?

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Feeling stoned?

feeling high?

Fuck a duck and try to fly.

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Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!

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5 differences between Turkish en ET:

ET looked better,

ET learned English,

ET came alone,

ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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I don't love.

I don't care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.

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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

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Little birdy in the sky,

dropped a poepie in my eye.

i don't scream,

i don't cry.

i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!

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Roses are red,

violets are blue,

most poems ryhm,

but this one doesn't…

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I'm popey the sailorman,

I'm member of the klu klux clan,

when I pull the triger,

I kill a fucking nigger.

I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.

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I met a boy in the states

i give him my hart he gave me

AIDS.

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16..

 

Shut up, Albert…

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How to keep an idiot entertained

*press down*

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How to keep an idiot entertained

*press up*

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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.

Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.