Do Men Remember Anniversaries?

This li'l joke is dedicated to m Sister and Brother-in-law, who are celebrating there 2nd marriage anniversary today.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, 'Had I gone with second option, I would have been released today.' 

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Top 10 Indian business news

Here’s a look at this week’s top 10 Indian business news.

Sensex passes psychological barrier of 19,000, ends the week at 19,339.90

Sensex rallied over 300 points on Thursday to end at 19,170.91 amidst positive sentiment regarding the government being able to pull off FDI in retail and Goldman Sachs reportedly upgrading India’s status from market-weight to overweight. The index rose by 168.99 points on Friday to close at 19,339.90, toppling a 19 month high in the process.

Suzlon Energy Ltd, Videocon Industries Ltd, GlaxoSmithKline Consumer Healthcare Ltd, Unitech Ltd and Strides Arcolab Ltd were the top 5 Group (A) weekly gainers on BSE according to Rediff Money.

Suzlon Energy Ltd to restructure debts worth Rs. 11,000 crore

Suzlon Energy Ltd struck a deal with lenders to restructure approximately Rs. 11,000 crore of its debt. Reports of the debt recast propelled the world’s 5th largest wind turbine maker’s stock price 28.62% during the week, eventually closing at Rs. 19.55 on Friday.

Jaguar Land Rover launches 2013 Range Rover in India for Rs. 1.72 crore

Jaguar Land Rover launched a new version of the Range Rover at an ex-showroom price of Rs. 1.72 crore.

"The new Range Rover is one of the most iconic vehicles from the JLR portfolio. The global reveal of the vehicle took place in September this year. As India is our priority market, now we are introducing the model here" said Scott Dicken, Brand Manager, Range Rover. The SUV will have a diesel variant powered by a 4.4-litre V8 twin-turbo diesel engine and a petrol version powered by a 5.0-litre V8 petrol engine.

Depending on the specifications and variant, ex-showroom prices can reportedly stretch up to Rs. 1.92 crore.

Flipkart launches eBooks on Flyte

India’s leading e-tailer Flipkart started selling eBooks on Flyte, its digital store platform. The eBooks can be purchased, downloaded and read on the dedicated Flyte eBooks app on android devices. Users can preview up to 10% of an eBook before buying after which they can be purchased and downloaded instantly. The purchase can be downloaded on up to 6 devices.

ReGen to invest Rs. 450 crore for manufacturing facility in Udaipur

Domestic wind energy player ReGen is setting up a wind turbine manufacturing facility in Udaipur, Rajasthan. The company will reportedly invest Rs. 450 crore in the plant and will also manufacture generators and wind towers in the same facility.

IOC planning Rs. 30,000 crore refinery in Gujarat or Maharashtra

Indian Oil Corporation Ltd plans to set up a 15 million tonnes refinery at the cost of Rs. 30,000 crore on the west coast, possibly in Gujarat or Maharashtra, according to reports.

"We have commissioned Engineers India to do a configuration and location study for the west coast refinery" said Rajkumar Ghosh, Director, IOC. A detailed feasibility report will be commissioned once the study by Engineers India comes through.

PVR Cinemas’ Cinemax takeover deal finalized, acquires 69.3% stake for Rs. 395 crore

PVR Ltd acquired 69.3% stake in Cinemax India Ltd for Rs. 395 crore. News of the deal pushed PVR Ltd’s stock price up 18.11% to Rs. 301.70 while Cinemax Ltd’s stock rose 6.3% to Rs. 190.55. With PVR Ltd’s 213 screens and Cinemax India Ltd’s 138, the Ajay Bijli led group became India’s largest multiplex operator.

BHEL executing order worth Rs. 3,395 crore from UP Rajya Vidyut Utpadan Nigam

BHEL is executing an order worth Rs. 3,395 crore in Uttar Pradesh for UP Vidyut Utpadan Nigam. According to reports, the order is being executed by the state owned engineering giant at the Anpara thermal power station in Sonebhadra district, UP.

"The scope of work for BHEL includes design, engineering, manufacture, supply, erection and commissioning of Boiler, Turbine and Generator Package along with associated auxiliaries, some balance of plant and civil works" said Praful Patel, Minister of Heavy Industries and Public Enterprises.

CSLA sells stake in Apollo Hospitals for approx Rs. 494.95 crore

CSLA (Mauritius) reportedly sold 70.11% of its stake in Apollo Hospitals for Rs. 824.92 per share. The global brokerage services group sold about 60 lakh shares of the leading hospital chain, taking the total value of the deal to approximately Rs. 494.95 crore.

HSBC’s takeover of RBS’ India arm lapses

A proposed takeover of RBS’ Indian retail and commercial banking operations by HSBC failed after the agreement was initially announced in 2010.

"Consistent with RBS’s strategic objective to reduce or exit its non-core assets and businesses, it will begin to wind down its retail and commercial banking business in India, whilst meeting all customer obligations" said RBS in a statement as news of the failed deal came through.

Before you Grow Up.. You must fall in Love 3 Times...

Once you must fall in Love with your best friend, Ruining your friendship forever.... 

This will teach you who your true friends are, and the fine line between friendship 'n more.

Once you must fall in love with someone you believe is perfect.

You will learn that no one is perfect, 'n that you should never

be treated as anything less than you deserve.

'n once.. you must fall in love with someone that is exactly like you.

This will teach you about who you are... 'n who you want to be.

'n when you’re through with all that, you Learn that the people

Who care about you the most are the ones that you hurt..!!!

'n the ones that hurt you are the ones that needed you the most..♥

But most of all, you learn that Love is only

a concept 'n is not something that can be defined,

It is different to each 'n every person on this Earth,

knowing that everyone wants to be Loved.. !!!

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WHY VISIT TEMPLES ? (Scientific Reason)

There are thousands of temples all over India in different size, shape and locations but not all of them are considered to be built the Vedic way. Generally, a temple should be located at a place where earth's magnetic wave path passes through densely. It can be in the outskirts of a town/village or city, or in middle of the dwelling place, or on a hilltop. The essence of visiting a temple is discussed here.

Now, these temples are located strategically at a place where the positive energy is abundantly available from the magnetic and electric wave distributions of north/south pole thrust. The main idol is placed in the core center of the temple, known as "*Garbhagriha*" or *Moolasthanam*. In fact, the temple structure is built after the idol has been placed. This *Moolasthanam* is where earth’s magnetic waves are found to be maximum. We know that there are some copper plates, inscribed with Vedic scripts, buried beneath the Main Idol. What are they really? No, they are not God’s / priests’ flash cards when they forget the *shlokas*. The copper plate absorbs earth’s magnetic waves and radiates it to the surroundings. Thus a person regularly visiting a temple and walking clockwise around the Main Idol receives the beamed magnetic waves and his body absorbs it. This is a very slow process and a regular visit will let him absorb more of this positive energy. Scientifically, it is the positive energy that we all require to have a healthy life.

Further, the Sanctum is closed on three sides. This increases the effect of all energies. The lamp that is lit radiates heat energy and also provides light inside the sanctum to the priests or *poojaris* performing the pooja. The ringing of the bells and the chanting of prayers takes a worshipper into trance, thus not letting his mind waver. When done in groups, this helps people forget personal problems for a while and relieve their stress. The fragrance from the flowers, the burning of camphor give out the chemical energy further aiding in a different good aura. The effect of all these energies is supplemented by the positive energy from the idol, the copper plates and utensils in the *Moolasthan*am / *Garbagraham*. *Theertham*, the “holy” water used during the pooja to wash the idol is not

plain water cleaning the dust off an idol. It is a concoction of Cardamom,*Karpura* (Benzoin), zaffron / saffron, *Tulsi* (Holy Basil), Clove, etc...Washing the idol is to charge the water with the magnetic radiations thus increasing its medicinal values. Three spoons of this holy water is distributed to devotees. Again, this water is mainly a source of magneto-therapy. Besides, the clove essence protects one from tooth decay, the saffron & *Tulsi* leafs protects one from common cold and cough, cardamom and *Pachha Karpuram* (benzoin), act as mouth fresheners. It is proved that *Theertham* is a very good blood purifier, as it is highly energized. Hence it is given as *prasadam* to the devotees. This way, one can claim to remain healthy by regularly visiting the Temples. This is why our elders used to suggest us to offer prayers at the temple so that you will be cured of many ailments. They were not always superstitious. Yes, in a few cases they did go overboard when due to ignorance they hoped many serious diseases could be cured at temples by deities. When people go to a temple for the *Deepaaraadhana*, and when the doors open up, the positive energy gushes out onto the persons who are there. The water that is sprinkled onto the assemblages passes on the energy to all. This also explains why men are not allowed to wear shirts at a few temples and women are requested to wear more ornaments during temple visits. It is through these jewels (metal) that positive energy is absorbed by the women. Also, it is a practice to leave newly purchased jewels at an idol’s feet and then wear them with the idol’s blessings. This act is now justified after reading this article. This act of “seeking divine blessings” before using any new article, like books or pens or automobiles may have stemmed from this through mere observation.

Energy lost in a day’s work is regained through a temple visit and one is refreshed slightly. The positive energy that is spread out in the entire temple and especially around where the main idol is placed, are simply absorbed by one's body and mind. Did you know, every Vaishnava(Vishnu devotees), “must” visit a Vishnu temple twice every day in their location. Our practices are NOT some hard and fast rules framed by 1 man and his followers or God’s words in somebody’s dreams. All the rituals, all the practices are, in reality, well researched, studied and scientifically backed thesis which form the ways of nature to lead a good healthy life.

The scientific and research part of the practices are well camouflaged as “elder’s instructions” or “granny’s teaching’s” which should be obeyed as a mark of respect so as to once again, avoid stress to the mediocre brains.

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