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English SMS Jokes

True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW


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Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)


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A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)

Take Care alot


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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty


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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects


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Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.


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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever


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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.


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GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind


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I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!


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Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!


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To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u


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Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!


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Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...


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Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.


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Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,!,.
( o)(o)
( ,)


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Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.


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Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)


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(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting


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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs


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it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)


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I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!


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Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.


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Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...


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Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you


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Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?


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3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey


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I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL


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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.


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Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.


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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?


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Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!


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Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!


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This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!


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Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...


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I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.


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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....


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A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.


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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*


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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!


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WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever


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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.


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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.


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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........


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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain


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A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.


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Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!


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Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open


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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together


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Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards


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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction


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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy


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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.


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All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.


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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.


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Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?


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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing


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I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.


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My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!


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I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again


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True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.


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A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.


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Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.


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Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.


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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested


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I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.


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Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.


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Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.


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If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


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It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


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If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?


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Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering


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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.


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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women


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What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant


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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message


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Talk conversation between NRI husband and his wife.

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
XYZ


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses .


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart
ABC

Best 68 Jokes Collection

1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant it's already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11cr after deducting Tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

8. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his

sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

9. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

10. Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

12. A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

13. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

14. Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

15. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

16. A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied Sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

17. Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

18. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

19. Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

20. Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

21. What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

22. Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can' t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

23. Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven

years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first

patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the sec ond patient jumps and breaks

both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't

you jump?" asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

24.. As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car,"

said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

25. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

26. What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician

27. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

28. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

29. once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that

the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

30. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He

reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the

evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught

mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)

31. The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar

gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward,

but only one for going back!)

32. Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer

for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred

chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too

deep.'

33. 2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut

maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.

34. Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

35. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

36. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.

37. A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

38. Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

39. Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.....

Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???

40. Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?

biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

50. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing....

He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

51. Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

52. Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

53. Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

54. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

55. Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

56. 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

57. Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."

58. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

59. Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya ... aur main...SWARGWASI. ..

60. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

61. It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

62. It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

63. After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked

1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

64.What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

65. Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

66. It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

67. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

68. Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

Q:Why is a man on right side and woman on left in photographs?
A:Becoz as per balance sheet,liabilities are on left side and assets on right.

Sher:budhe ruk,muje tera khun peena hai
Budha:sher bhai kisi jwaan admi ka piyo uska khun garm hoga
Sher:nahi aaj mera cold-drink peene ka mann ho raha ha

Lalu prasad has announced that people of stock market background are permitted to travel without tickets to their villages

bhaiya hum cloromint kyu khate hai?
Qki.
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
or
Munch
50 paise me nahi ate hai
dubaramat puchhna

What is difference between-
1)boyfriend
2)Lover
3)husband
4 )EX boyfriend.
simple...
1)prepaid
2)postpai d
3)Lifetime
4)Coin box..!

I AM THE BEST.

I Can Prove It.

I Can see da Tea In Tea Cup,

Can u C da Wrld In Wrld Cup?

I Can Send My Addres 2 ur Mobile,

Can u Send ur Mob. 2 my Address .

1 kanjus k ghar aag lag gyi,
wo apne ghar ko bacha Nhi saka
pucho kyon????



kyonki.


wo sari Raat fire brigade walo ko miss call hi maarta raha.

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?


JO-hua, SO-hua

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono pack kar do bill papa dege

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,
ye sasure America wale
roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Taste dis SMS



Did u feel da taste of ginger?



No?



Sure?




Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

New Recipe1 - Take two bowl of grapes2 - stand in front of mirrorDISH IS READYLANGOOR KE HATH MAIN ANGOOR.;-)

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai