"wen u wait 4 sum1-
few mints it's NEED,
4 few hours it's TRUST,
4 few weeks it's F'SHIP,
bt 2 wait wen u know d person wont its lovr
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DIL tuta toh ek aawaz aayi..
Cheer kar dekha toh ek Cheez Nikal Aayi..
Socha kya hoga es khaali dil me..
Paani se dokar Dekha toh aap teh
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Arz kiya hai...
Sonch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne,
Usne jivan bigad liya.
Aur chaturai se ki shaadi jisne,
Usne bhi kya ukhaad liya !!!
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Who Played Double Role in SHOLAY?

Think...
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"King George"
jo Amitabh k Coin ke dono side the
Ha Ha Ha................
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What did God say after creating the first man in West Indies?
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Ailaa a....
ye to jal gaya
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Breaking news
Free brkfast n FreLunch FreDinnr
Free stay n
FreePick up
Dnt mis chance
Jus dial 100
n say
i killed benizer
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There is only one difference

between Dream and Aim.

Dream requires effortless sleep

whereas Aim requires sleepless efforts
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In exam 2 srdr bros
apeared.1st writes:
Fathr's nam- Daljit
2nd : Manjit
Techr: Wat is dis?
Srdr: Sir, varna ap
kehte Copy ki he
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Fact of life :
Whenever we find the key to success,
Some idiot changes the lock..
So,forget the key..
Learn to break the doors!
Keep rocking
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BREAKING NEWS:-
Benazir bhutto bilkul theek thak hai...
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Sender: Teji bachhan!!! l
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Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,

Ram opens..

Ravan stands thinking
Guess what?
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Kis mooh se maafi mangu??
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A typical student flips a coin & thinks..
Heads-wil go 2 sleep
Tails-wil watch a movie
stands-wil listen music
Stays in air-i'll study
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1 Aadmi train se utar k
puchta hai: Ye kaun sa
station hai?
Sardar Ne
socha
socha..

Or bola

Railway-Station
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be close with someone who makes u happy.
but..
be closer with someone who cannot be happy without u..
feel the difference..! :-)
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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