I wanted 2 kil d sweetest, Smartst n d most talentd prsn on d earth bt den i
thought..











Suicide is crime.. :-)

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What makes some people dearest.. Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them.. But its the pain you feel when you miss them.

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today gita's quote:

Hell has three gates:

lust,
anger,
& greed

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TODAYS SPECIAL-: Question- Ummid Ki Had Kya Hoti Hai..?








Answer-Jab Ek 99 Saal Ki Daadi Amma Apne Mobile Ko Life Time K Liye Recharge Karaye.
 

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One Survey:
1000 Pages ki book ko kitne din me pada jaa sakta hai?
Writer:6months
Doctor:2m
Lawyer:1m
Students:Exam kitNE DIN BAAD HAI

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U r so smart


U r cute,



U luk amazing



U should try Hollywood or modelling




U wil b next gen star





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Na msg Na phone,Na picture Na tone,Jab number diya tha,To kehte the roz karenge phone ab kehte ho- HUM AAPKE HAI KAUN

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Ravan was sent 2 court & ask 2 keep a hand on gita.He refused
"sita par haath rakh kar itna lafra hua,
ab gita pe haath nahi rakhunga!"

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Son:daddy,meri doorki nazar kharab hai chashma dila do!
Sardr took him outside & said wo kya hai?
Son:Suraj
Srdr:Sale aur kitna door dekhega

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Socho...

Agar SMS recieve karne ka bhi charge hota to kya hota..??


socho..





Socho.

Aaj meri wajah se ap road pe hote

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