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Subha
SMS


Shaam
SMS


Din me
SMS


Raat me
SMS


Ghar me
SMS


Office me
SMS



Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??




S=SUB
M=MIL kr
S=SOcho

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Khuda Ne Mujhe Banaya,
Yahi Sochta hu ki Kyu Banaya,
Jab Dene The Use Muhjhe Sirf gum,
Toh Khushi Kya hoti hai yeh,
Ehsaas kyu Karaya

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Safar pyar ka chalta rahe,

suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe,

kabhi na dhalegi apni PYAR ki subah,

chahe har rista rang badalta rahe

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Behind every successful student,
there is "A girl friend"
But what about a failed student ??
...
...
...
SIMPLE,
Lots of girlfriends!

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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Apko DekhkarYe Nigah Jhuk Jayegi, Khamoshi Har Bat Keh Jayegi,Padh Lena In Ankhon Me
Apni Dosti Ko,Apki Kasam Sari Kayanat Wahi Ruk Jayegi

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Dear is a Specialword for Love,
Love is a Specialword for Care,
Care is a Specialword for Friend,
Friend is a Specialword for"You

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hum aankho ko phool or hotho ko gazal kahte he,

hum mahefil me jaya nahi karte,

hum jaha hote he log use mahefil kahte he....

wah wah wah !!!!!!!!!

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What is Success...???
Success is...
When your signature becomes an AUTOGRAPH.

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