The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

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Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike,

thats exactly what he asked me about u!

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If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS,

and if U don't find me among them,

dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true...

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wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-

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Meethe gud main mil gaya til,

udi patang aur khil gaya dil,

Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye

Happy Lohri...:)

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Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas,

makki di roti te sarso da saag,

dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar,

mubarak hove tone

LOHRI da tyohar.

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ye dua hai hamari ki apki Zindagi sawar jaye,

har nazar me bas pyar hi pyar nazar aaye.

Tume jiski talash hai dost,

khuda kre wo khud teri talaash me aaye..

HAPPY LOHRI.

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Hi, Now i am coming to meet u..

in the way of sun light...

in the way of sweet breeze..

in the way of good wishes...

just to say good morning...:)

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Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It's something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day :)

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Hello,

Wake up,

Recieve my simple gift of 'good morning' wrapped with sincerity,

tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long!

Take care..:)

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We're not too close in distance.

We're not too near in miles.

But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles...

good morning and have a gr8 day ahead :)

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