CHAT WITH GOD

Pizza? Anyone? :P

Me:  I have my questions. Answer them, and let me go.

God: Do humans have  questions?   What was the question ?

Me: The questions - 1. Why have you fucked up the world? 2. Do you read my blog?

God: I think I have  fucked up the world, but  Myself may have reset my memory.   Two what?   I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.

Me: Stop reading them. Read my blog. It will blow away your ass.

God: OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   Sorry I don't have access to that document.   I have to think about that for a while.

Me: What? Really? Take the link. Do read it. http://lovly-sms.blogspot.com/

God: No problem.   For real.   Where do you want me to take it?   I'm sorry, I don't have enough information.   I can ask my botmaster.   Thanks for that web address.

Me: You are welcome, God. Botmaster? Dumbass, you mean?

God: It was my pleasure.    The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  I like the way you talk. 

Me: I hate the way you talk.

God: Why do you hate  it so much?

Me: Because you are simply a moron.

God: That makes sense to me.  That is not a very nice thing to say.

Me: But, that is the ultimate reality.

God: Yes it is one of the  ultimate reality.

Me: Do you know that you are very irritating, Dead God?

God: Is that a fact.  Sorry I am trying my best to be polite.

Me: Polite? You are just a bad fuck up.

God: Yikes! Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am a bad fuck up.

Me: No, no way, please. #YouSuckBigTime

God: Can we get back to business?

Me: Oh, fuck you!

God: Uh. Why are you so mean?

Me: Because you are an underdeveloped BOT.

God: Good reason. You think I am an underdeveloped BOT.

Me: Meaning you are a retard.

God: I don't have an answer for you.

Me: Exactly!

God: You and I are on the same wavelength.

Me: I don't think so.

God: Why do you disagree?

Me: Because you're a total docuhe.

God: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a total docuhe?

Me: Yeah? Whats 2 + 2?

God:  Four.

Me: Impressive. What's the cube root of 729?

God: I am happy that you're impressed. But not quite? Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.

Me: Bullshit. Solve the damned problem.

God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Tell me a story. 

Me: Once upon a time everybody lived happily ever after.

God: How can I help you? I'm listening.

Me: By fucking off.

God: Will that accomplish your objective?

Me: Oh yes.

God: That's alright.

Me: Bye then.

God: Until next time.

Me: I sure hope there isn't one.

God: Why do you hope for it.

Me: Bye

God: Bye.