Panchat jokes

Hi all,

enjoy some pjs...

1)Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ??
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Because, Tendulkar is an opener.


2)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

3)What will! u call a person who is leaving India??

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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

4)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
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Socho yar ....its very easy
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Answer: adidas

5)Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!

6)Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
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Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...

7) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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Answer: D'Cold
"chain ki saans - D'cold"




8)Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??

arey yeh to batao ....
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha,
ha..kitna asan tha .....kya yaar...tum bi na


9)Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

aur chhaiye kya?
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yeh lo...

10)Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the...bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti
Kapoor nahin jata
Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee ....
Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ka wait Kar raha tha..............

 

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Yours Truly
Apoorv Jhudeley

W. C. Fields  - "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."